Ways You Can Waste Less Food & Water

There is a lot of waste of food and water in the world.In New York City alone 270,000 pounds of food are wasted each day. This first video cleverly gives you an idea of what this means.Then watch the other two to see how you can do your part.Waiting for the Apple TrainYou’ll enjoy this. Don’t worry, those apples weren’t actually wasted. It’s all trick photography.The video on page 2 gives you

US Pole Dance Championship 2010

Strongest Teenager

Pat " Buff " MendesAge = 19Body Weight 130 Kgs (286 Pounds)Las Vegas , Nevada

Paper Airplane Kept Aloft with Fans

“Aerodynamics say that if drag and thrust are equal, as in this video, the plane should move forward, not stay in the same position… why is this? Because the left one runs slower? than the right one.” Sounds logical, but what an impressive visualization.

Life Lessons With Mr. T

Some things you might not know about Mr. T is that he can eat a Rubix cube and crap it out solved. It has also been widely reported that when Mr. T pours his Alphabets cereal, only T's come out. Mr. T has also beaten the crap out of some many people during the course of his life that medical journals now classify him as a laxative. And if you ever meet Mr. T, the odds are 7 out of 10 that he

The GLOW Girls Shuffle

How is it that almost every successful 80's TV show has been remade and nobody's bothered to bring the GLOW Girls back? I think it's an absolute crime in this day and age that late night television programming does not offer us gorgeous redneck ladies wrestling while we eat Eggo waffles covered in Nutella. All I know is the world was a better place when Debbie Debutante, The Farmer's

Exercising In The 80's

Exercise or play three hours of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2 and become insanely angry? Exercise or watch Sportscenter again while eating a DiGirono pizza covered in hot sauce? Exercise or have another no pants party with my girlfriend? These are the daily decisions a man must make with regards to exercising, and I think you can clearly see why exercise almost always loses and why things

Waterskiing Monkeys!

It's unfortunate that we haven't integrated monkeys more into human society. It's impossible to encounter a monkey without it brightening your day and lord knows monkeys would be a vastly superior waiters and waitresses to the schleprocks that have those jobs right now. And if I can one day wake up in a world where a monkey is the bartender at my favorite local bar, I might just be the

Cupid Bill Is Distracting

I don't know why, but I'm starting to think that a shirtless fat people division of the FBI, CIA and SWAT might not be such a bad idea. Think about it, shirtless fat people would be great at interrogating the truth out of prisoners and their shirtless fatness would also be ideal for controlling riots. I also think it's time for a fat people Melrose Place and Sportscenter, but one step at a

The Dancing Bear

So there's another thing on the internet called "Dancing Bear" that I might have heard about but I don't think I can talk about. All I can tell you is that it's one of those terrible places on the internet where bad things happen to good people. The other Dancing Bear is nothing like this Dancing Bear because this particular Dancing Bear can actually dance like a Texas tornado. I'd tell you

How to Eat a Chicken Wing

Oh, the Internet… next time, I would like to learn how to drink a beer, please.

Ladies And Gentlemen... Trololo Cat

Some of the only substances on Earth that actually glow under black or ultraviolet lights are Vaseline, anitfreeze and cat urine. Now in case you haven't noticed, these are all lethal substances that if consumed, can cause immediate death. Actually, I'm not sure if eating Vaseline will kill you instantly but that stuff scares the living hell out of me in general.

Rednecks Love The News

I think it's time for Milton Bradley to release a female version of the popular game Operation. It would be a fun and safe way for young men to learn about the extremely complicated female anatomy. More importantly, it will teach them that if they gently touch a woman in the right spots she will make loud buzzing noises and her nose will turn bright red.

The Secret Of OMG Cat Revealed

Did you know that at least five cows a year are killed in drive-by shootings? It also might interest you to know that the average person that lives to be 50 has spent 5 of those years waiting in lines. And if that doesn't blow your mind, then you've probably never heard that over 6,000 Americans check into hospital for "pillow-related" injuries. Perosnally, I think it's time for 60 Minutes

Dancing With Frank Pacholski

The best women this planet has to offer are women who live on deserted islands. They love to bathe in small ponds, take waterfall showers and they only wear coconut bras with loincloths. Deserted Island women also know how to properly train monkey butlers so they can make homemade brownies. And after all these years, I'd have to say that I'd choose Mary Ann over Ginger. Girls with

Joe Biden Is The Next American Idol

I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of hangnails. I decided to search the internet and find out how to prevent them, and the results I found were nothing short of mentally catastrophic. Apparently hangnails can be prevented by keeping your cuticles hydrated. There are also cuticle oils available on the market that are specifically formulated to keep the cuticles from drying out.

Parking Karma

Next to hitting someone's car and not leaving a note, stealing a parking spot is one of the biggest dick moves a person can make on a daily basis. It's right up there with trying to blame a fart on your friend in front of a cute girl, stealing someone's french fries when they're not looking and tripping somebody when you're walking behind them. I do however have the upmost respect for people

Creed Unplugged

One day I am going to achieve my dream of opening a restaurant that only serves steak. There's no side dishes, no appetizers or dessert and the restaurant doesn't even offer anything to drink ... it's just you and your steak. I know it sounds like a horrible idea but wait until you see the hot female waitresses dressed as clowns. I think they're going to be the key feature

The Itchy Ibex

The similarities between men and goats are undeniable. We're both content to stand around doing nothing with a dumb look on our face and we'll eat pretty much anything. We also both have a propensity to grow beards and we both have two nipples that are basically useless. Men and goats also go through a period called a "rut" when we are ready to mate. This rut involves obsessive interest in

Breakin' 2: Electric Mascot Boogaloo

While it pains me to give away yet another million dollar idea, I have to say that I can't believe ESPN hasn't created a mascot reality show yet. Just think about all of the drama that would occur if you forced 10 mascots to live under one roof together. The Philly Phanatic would contstantly pick fights with everyone while the Milwaukee "Sausage Race Sausages" would spend the entire