How I age myself in 1 minute

I haven't quite cracked the secret of youth yet...LOL. But I know how to make myself age like 5-8 years in one minute. It's called red lipstick.And I'm sure if I threw on the right type of mature oldish-lady kind of clothes, I could pack on a couple of more years.Anyhow, for some reason I had this sudden urge to pick up a few red coloured lipsticks yesterday...I've always wanted to achieve a